Mallory Mosner
2 min readDec 28, 2023

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Spoken like a true, sad little Nazi. "Me was only saying theoretically this is how it would be conceived!! Me would never think this thing that me needlessly said because it's how me feel!"

Relax, Adolph. I've gotta be real with you, I'm loving how fragile you are. Sad, piteous, defensive little nepo baby. Fraulein got an Ivy League education and feels confident she's smarter than everyone!!! She DESERVES and EARNED everything she got!! Through superior intelligence and belonging to the superior Aryan race, amirite?

Lmaoooo let me spell this out clearly for you, David Dukey. "Off with her head" (e.g. death penalty) is a far cry from consequences for a UNIVERSITY PRESIDENT. I promise you hunny, she's rich and she will be absolutely fine.

Paula Deen was removed from television when she said the "n" word. Free speech does not mean freedom from consequences, and there is no reason to believe that a woman who should absolutely have known better is suddenly illuminated and a true ally to Jewish students. To think so would be profoundly obtuse and sad... but then again, this is all coming from the trust fund T-Rex who got sad and triggered that anyone impugned his daddy's money and good klan name!

And lastly, I can tell you with confidence that higher test scores are VERY much correlated with access to things like SAT tutors and trainings (including those that are built into education at PRIVATE schools). Anyone with access can have a higher likelihood of manipulating test scores. Knowing any scope of "things" doesn't make anyone fundamentally smarter in the spectrum of what actually constitutes intelligence -- hence why you can write pedantic screed like this and literally still come across as nothing more than an inconsequential, fragile Nazi.

Take care, fraulein. And don't bother replying, I won't be reading it ;)

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Mallory Mosner
Mallory Mosner

Written by Mallory Mosner

Queer non-binary (they/she) Jewish writer and Ayurvedic Health Counselor who loves puzzles, cats and meditation.

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