Oh Phuong. Have you heard of the model minority myth? We are in the same boat, honey! And yet here you are, trying to scapegoat Jews because you are a disappointment. Jews are not responsible for your mediocre life, and I think we both know that there isn’t much to fear with regards to the nothingness you’ve accrued in your 38 years of hateful existence. You can peddle as many tired antisemitic tropes as you’d like about the “Jewish media” yada yada while parroting literal Nazi and KKK rhetoric, but nothing, and I mean nothing will ever make you less mediocre or cowardly.

Poor little Phuong, hiding behind an empty name with no real identifier, scared that the big bad Jews will find you! We both know you’re sad that you feel you don’t have enough money, enough love, enough success, and rather than taking a moment to think about your self-victimization and why everyone (even your own family) finds you too insufferable and too stupid to be worth $ or success or love, you find an easy target in Jews.

Fear all you like, Phuong. In the words of Taylor Swift, you’re the problem. It’s you!