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AOC At The Met Gala Is Peak Late Capitalism
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez stars in the sexy new all-POC “Robin Hood” remake, now available on Amazon Prime!
Presenting: the working-class hero herself, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez! Shining, shimmering, and splendid in a $12,000 gown at the $35,000 per ticket Met Gala in New York last week, AOC made a boldly hypocritical and sexy statement at the star-studded event where the rich and famous chicly caroused without masks during a global pandemic.
A highly necessary event, all the hot and fabulous were required to be vaccinated, though they didn’t need to wear masks despite high rates of breakthrough infections during one of the worst surges of a virus that has killed over 650,000 Americans so far. Naturally, the peasant “helpers” were masked at all times to maximize safety.
AOC claims her dress was “borrowed,” despite the apparent evidence that it was custom-made for her by designer Aurora James. James, who AOC was “proud to work with… as a sustainably focused, Black woman immigrant designer” is a *Canadian* immigrant who is dating a billionaire from one of the wealthiest families in the world, the Bronfman’s. James and AOC joined in a sumptuous double-date to attend the swanky fete.
